Stop staring at me. I can’t help the way I look.

From my perspective, you’re the funny-looking one with that smooth skin and short face.

And, where are your tusks?

Let’s put it this way, in my neighborhood, you wouldn’t win any beauty contests.

Still, we can be friends.

Someone once told me, “Beauty is as beauty does.”  

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