Rock, Paper, Scissors, Lizard, Spock

Sam Kass invented the game Rock, Paper, Scissors, Lizard, Spock. Here’s how it goes.

Scissors cuts paper, 

paper covers rock, 

rock crushes lizard, 

lizard poisons Spock, 

Spock smashes scissors, 

scissors decapitates lizard, 

lizard eats paper, 

paper disproves Spock, 

Spock vaporizes rock, 

and as it always has, rock crushes scissors. 

I think Sam should have asked for my opinion before including me.

I don’t mind eating paper or poisoning Spock, but I’m NOT fond of the idea of a rock crushing me or scissors decapitating me.