Zebra Tells a Joke

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A police officer in the big city stopped a man in a car with a zebra sitting next to him in the front seat. “What are you doing with that zebra?” The officer exclaimed, “You should take him to the zoo.”

The man agreed, “That’s a good idea.” 

The following week, the same police officer saw the man with the zebra again in the front seat of his car. This time, the man and zebra were both wearing sunglasses.

Irritated, the police officer stopped the man, “I though you were going to take that zebra to the zoo!”

The man smiled and said, “I did. We had such a good time, we decided to go to the beach this weekend.”

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Koala Joke

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Everyone says I’m the funny one in my family. Here’s one of my jokes. 

While he was mending fences out on the range, a devout Australian cowboy lost his Bible.

Three weeks later, a koala walked up to him carrying the Bible in its mouth. 

Amazed, the cowboy gratefully took the Bible and exclaimed, “It’s a miracle!” 

“Not really,” said the koala, “I found your name written on the inside cover.”

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