Fast Tortoise

Just because we have a reputation for moving slowly doesn’t mean we can’t occasionally be fast.

Think about it. Why move fast unless there’s a good reason? 

tortoise-fast

 

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Elephant Allergy

For all of you with allergies, I want you to know I feel your pain.

My eyes are itching and burning.

I’m grateful to have a long trunk to rub my eyes. 

elephant-allergy

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Massage Substitute

Some days, I could use a nice massage, especially on the top of my head and around my ears.

For some reason, I haven’t been able to talk anyone into giving me a massage.

The closest substitute I’ve found is to rub by head on this wall.

tiger-massage

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Tongue Challenge

I have many admirable qualities.

  • I’m strong.
  • I’m photogenic, dare I say, handsome.
  • My horn scares off bad guys.

My only shortcoming is that my tongue has trouble reaching some tempting branches.

It’s quite the tongue challenge.

If my tongue was just a little bit longer, I’d be perfect. 

rhino-tongue

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Tiger Yoga Pose

The only thing I like about yoga is the stretching.

I’ve adapted some of the poses to fit my style.

Here I’m combining a downward dog and upward dog to make my own pose.

I call it the Arching Tiger. 

tiger-yoga-pose

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